Today is the start of our vacation….we often get days away, in between events, but during the season…and it’s not the end of the season yet, getting a real vacation is hard to come by. We planned this trip to Alaska to see our grandkids. It’s been a year since we saw the little ones and we just couldn’t wait anymore.
We have the truck parked near Dallas so our friends could help us out with watching the cat. So this morning we got up early and headed out to do some quick errands. They say that everything is bigger in Texas, so I guess we shouldn’t have been surprised when everything was over the top…everywhere we went.
First stop was a boot repair shop just outside of Wylie, the place looked like it hasn’t seen paint in the last 15 years, probably longer. I told Big, I had to go in with him. The place was just as I expected, it was over the top. I swear if anyone moved anything in the place, the roof was caving in. Next stop, the WalMart, always a treat, if I could avoid that store, I would, but I needed to pick up some cat food to make sure Callie was handled ok. Standing in line, I watched one clerk watch another one with the MOST disgusted look on her face before she took over the register, wow! was all I could think.
The next stop was the Starbucks, Big and I both have an affinity for vanilla lattes, but we don’t speak Starbuck. I can never remember how to order a large –you know the biggest – that’s what large used to stand or, so we ended up with tiny little Frappacinos, because we didn’t know how to order blended lattes. Someday I might learn how to order, but I have to learn the language first.
Up to this point, I was just kind of in awe at all that I was seeing, and then we hit the McDonald’s drive-thru, always a treat. The girl who took our order was interesting, she noticed the mud on our Jeep and said “You went mudding with out me?” We smiled, told her we got the mud in Georgia, she looked back at us and said, and I sh** you not…”that was just incredibly and horribly wong” Yep, wong! “Next time, you have to take me!” We smiled and moved to the next window.
I was so happy to get to the airport and get on the plane…let’s hope Alaska is a little less over the top.